May
Profile Picture Tips
The little icon at the side of all your posts says a lot. It may seem like nothing, but when I’m Facebook creeping or just scrolling through my dashboard, the profile picture is the first thing I judge. Here are some tips on how to have a worthy profile picture.
1. Don’t use a car. You should never, ever put your car as your profile picture, unless you’re a Transformer. When I see a car profile picture, I automatically think “tool.”
2. Ultrasounds: No. Seriously, who wants to see your unborn baby? No offense, but it looks like a lizard-monkey. Besides that, it’s INSIDE YOUR UTERUS. No one wants a peek in there, except maybe your family.
3. Alcohol. Do I even need to say it? Even if you’re of age, profile pictures with alcohol in them say two things: I party a lot and I’m a whore.
These are 3 most common profile picture mishaps I see, but there are a lot out there. Have you seen any cringe-worthy ones lately?
20:41, 21.06.2011
A large group picture. How do I know which one is you?